Quotes by Laurence "Mr. T" Tureaud (2024)

I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold... rules.

To have a comeback, you have to have a setback.

It takes a smart man to play dumb.

Next to God, there is no greater protector than I.

Back to the 80's, back to Soap
Back to Rocky and Cherry co*ke, yeah
Those were the days
And we go back to the 80's
Say "Hey there, Mister T"
To Twisted Sisters on MTV
Those were the days
Ah, come back
To Iron Maiden and 7Up
Bananarama and Breakfast Club

For me, Mr. T and Donald Trump are the same sort of phenomenon - they're guys with catchphrases and wacky hair.

Jim Jefferies

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

The A-Team

I love it when a plan comes together.

John "Hannibal" Smith in The A-Team

For yesterday is but a dream and tomorrow is but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope.

H. M. Murdock in The A-Team

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

Ralph Kiner

Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois?
Because that's where the Chica go.

Take me away, like I overdosed on cocaine
Or take me away like a bullet from Kurt Cobain, suicide
I'm from a windy city like Do or Die

The Game - My Life, Album: LAX

You can leave Chicago, but it will never leave you.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Illinois - and that's pretty much the same thing.

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Little princess in a terrible mess
A kingdom alone but no love to confess
Dreams of a prince on a tall white horse
Runs like a spirit by the castle walls

Aqua - My Oh My

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Jim Jefferies

If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.

Jim Jefferies

The last thing to age on somebody is their heart.

Marie in Rocky Balboa

The bugle sounds, the charge begins
But on this battlefield, no one wins

I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it - Jeffrey enjoys his social life.

Donald Trump

We protect the people we love, no matter the cost.

Egwene al'Vere in The Wheel of Time - Season 1

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Anthony Hopkins

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

Emilia Clarke

We think too much and feel too little.

Charlie Chaplin

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

Jackie Chan

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie.

I was inspired by a lot of people when I was young. Every band that came through town, to the theater, or the dance hall. I was at every dance, every night club, listened to every band that came through, because in those days we didn't have MTV, we didn't have television.

Quincy Jones